Karri Peifer, editor

Britney Spears
Who cares about being a hockey mom? Britney balanced motherhood, a career, a teenage pregnancy in the family and a psychotic break. She's someone you can count on to weather any storm.

My mom

She once worked as a travel agent and visited dozens of foreign countries. If The Right is qualifying the fact that Sarah's Palin's state is close to Russia then my mom's two decades of world travel should count as twice the foreign policy experience.

Angelina Jolie

She's a mom of six kids and she has foreign policy experience. Plus, she's bank at the box office.

Hillary Clinton

Not to beat a dead horse or anything, but she is qualified, politically speaking anyway. And I bet she would have switched sides for the opportunity.

Harriet Miers

Isn't she the go-to Republican nominee when they want a woman for something?

Christie Newman, office manager

Condoleezza Rice

Even with her Secretary of State appointment in 2005, she has been a Senior Director of Soviet and Eastern European Affairs for the National Security Council, a professor of Political Science, and Stanford University’s chief budget and academic officer. She has more foreign policy experience then anyone running and the practical day-to-day experience of working in the White House. Palin, Obama and Biden don’t even come close.

Ann Livermore

If she can increase profits for Hewlett Packard as their Executive Vice President of Technology Solutions by 60 percent in 2007, just imagine what she could do with the nation’s budget and excess spending.

Elizabeth Dole

She has the experience serving as the Secretary of Labor, Secretary of Transportation, Member of the Federal Trade Commission, and currently is a senator for North Carolina -- she would just need to leave her husband at home.

Kay Bailey Hutchison

Currently one of the most senior female senators, her name was on a short list of potential VP candidates for McCain -- the GOP picked Palin over her.

Oprah

Why not switch sides? Stranger things have happened.

Greg Hershey, Feminist

Sarah Silverman

Amy Goodman

Xena the Warrior Princess

Michelle Yeoh

Lucinda Williams

Stephanie Brummell, staff writer

My mother

The woman can intimidate with just her eyebrows. When she means business, they transform from calm little lines into pointed daggers. Trust me -- I've seen it happen plenty in my lifetime.

Oprah

You want to talk about influence? Who knows how many people she could get to completely change their political loyalty.

Any female CEO

Because you know they've had plenty of "executive experience." It says so in their title.

Dirt Woman

Wait, what?

Me

I just recently picked up a copy of the book, "What Would Jackie Do: An Inspired Guide to Distinctive Living," which basically gives the modern woman tips on attaining the same success and charisma of "Jackie O." With that "handbook" by my side, I could clearly take on the world.