The portable grill has been scrubbed. The coolers are washed, stocked and ready for ice. Most importantly, our tuxedo T-shirts and cutoff denim shorts are laundered, starched and pressed.
This can only mean one thing around the hallowed offices of Richmond.com – NASCAR is headed back to Richmond!
That's right, race fans, the September race at Richmond International Raceway is only days away and our RBlog team is preparing for the best (and worst) NASCAR Nation has to offer this coming weekend. Just like the races of years past, Richmond.com and RBlog will be on site and ready to party, er ... offer our most extensive coverage of all things racing in Richmond. From the taste of burning rubber on pit row to the succulent bratwurst recipes cooking out in RV City, we will once again seek to sample every aspect of race weekend so you don't have to ... or maybe because you don't want to.
And we don't blame you. Sometimes it gets ugly out there in NASCAR Nation -- we're talking no shirt and braided, sweaty back hair ugly. Sometimes (OK, oftentimes) it gets smelly. And every now and then, it gets rancid (like the free sample mayo packets you may receive in Fan Fest even though it's 100-degrees and you won't see a fridge in eight hours.)
But most of the time NASCAR Nation is exciting, vibrant and beautiful (OK, that last one is a bit of a stretch.) But seriously, where else can you party all day with your friends, meet-and-greet your favorite professional drivers, have a beer with a Dale Earnhardt look-alike and follow it up with one of the most exciting races on the NASCAR circuit.
Also, because Saturday is the Chevy Rock & Roll 400, you also get to attend a free rock concert by Daughtry, if you have a ticket to the soon-to-be-sold-out Nextel Cup race.
And if you are a Earnhardt Jr. fan, you also may get to take a shot or two at one of the numerous Jeff Gordon piñatas set up at tailgate parties throughout the parking lots. Look at it this way, it may be your last chance this year to get back at the current Nextel Cup points leader. That stings, doesn't it?
Moving on, as always we'll be searching high and low in the stands for great T-shirt slogans and scouring the tailgates looking for creative setups and horrible behavior. We're also interested in hearing your best NASCAR tailgate related stories. Ever accidentally punch Tony Stewart because you mistook him for your brother-in-law? Let us know and bring us proof from your parole officer. Are you are skipping your sister's wedding, or your own for that matter, just to catch the race? That's so wrong but we would love to hear about it anyway.
In other words, if you have a great race story or are throwing a tailgate party rowdy enough to make Keith Richards blush, we want to know!
So until our next post, prepare yourselves, NASCAR Nation. RBlog is coming for you and we are inspecting your coolers for excess Milwaukeean beverages ... especially if they rhyme with Pabst Blue Ribbon.
-- Kent Jennings Brockwell, Richmond.com
React: What do you think? Race week reading room:
"Bubbles, Burnouts and Bratwurst:" It's NASCAR time again in Richmond. Pack a cooler, grab the grill and head out to Richmond International Raceway."The Bump & Grind:" From NASCAR.com, a preview of this week's race." A Race Day Blessing:" Parking may soon become a bit easier at Richmond International Raceway as the track has plans to build 41 acres of additional grass and gravel parking by the 2009 NASCAR season."Busch Whacked:"Kyle Busch dominates the Emerson Radio 250.
"From Checkered Past to Green Flag:" Building rapport among RIR and neighbors is about more than traffic maps and cookouts."Turning Up the View:" Richmond International Raceway unveils the TORQUE Club, the track's newest and swankiest luxury suite.