Stephanie Brummell, staff writer

PC Load Letter Festival

A weekend for smashing ridiculously difficult-to-use office equipment.

Siesta Fiesta

A mandatory weekend where you have to sleep, sleep, sleep the day away. Nothing to do, nothing you'll miss. Just. Sleeping.

Fed-kini Fest

Oh wait … that's NASCAR

Sundae Funday

Clown cones for everyone!

Goonie-Fest

Goonies never say die!

Christie Newman, office manager

Running of the Bulls

In VCU. Maybe students will finally remember how to properly cross the street.

Tomatina Festival

Everyone loves a giant food fight.

Naked Festival

Why not?

Alien Festival

Bring a little bit of Roswell into Richmond.

Midget Festival

I know a lot of people who would genuinely get excited about this.

Nate Waggoner, editorial intern

Greek Festival

There's so much fine Greek cuisine here in Richmond, so why not?

A Really Big Music Festival

Everyone loves the music scene here, and I think it's high time we celebrated it.

Science Festival

The science museum is great -- but let's bring it outside!

Thai Food Festival

There's so much fine Thai cuisine here in Richmond, so why not?

A Travis Barker Commemorative Air Show

It's "plane" to see what a good idea this is!

Karri Peifer, editor

The Fan Restaurant Festival

Pick your favorite Fan restaurant, sit in it and drink. It's very celebratory.

The Support Your Local Museum Festival

Why not, we have plenty.

The East Hull Street Festival

AKA, Hispanic Food Festival. It sure looks delicious, albeit sketchy.

The Greek Festival for People Who Just Want to Eat and Not be Seen

We REALLY need one of these.

The It Happens in January When Nothing Else is Going On Festival

Why, why, why do all the festival happen in October. I'm bored 11 months out of the year.