I Love You!  You’re Perfect!  Now Change! by Joe DePietro and Jimmy Roberts 

March 21 – May 2 

Opening Night Mar. 21, Preview Mar. 20, Pay-What-You-Can Mar. 19 

EVENINGS – Mar. 20, 21, 27, 28; Apr. 3, 4, 9-11, 16-18, 23-35, 30; May 1, 2 

MATINEES – Mar. 25 (Wed.), 28 (Sat.); Apr 1 (Wed.), 19 (Sun.), 26 (Sun.); May 2 (Sat.) 


The longest running off-Broadway revue in history is revised for the 21st century! This celebration of the mating game takes on the truths and myths behind that contemporary conundrum known as 'the relationship.' Explore the journey from dating and waiting to love and marriage, then witness the agonies and triumphs of in-laws and newborns, trips in the family car and pick-up techniques of the geriatric set. This hilarious revue pays tribute to those who have loved and lost, to those who have fallen on their face at the portal of romance, to those who have dared to ask, 'Say, what are you doing Saturday night?' 

Upcoming dates

Download schedule


  • Starting Thursday, March 19th, 2020, repeats every week on Thursday, Friday, and Saturday until Saturday, May 02, 2020 @ 8:00 pm – 10:00 pm


Swift Creek Mill Theatre

17401 Jefferson Davis Highway
Colonial Heights, VA 23834